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Johnson's Bumbling Persona is a carefully calibrated act.

Take his hair. Multiple people have said he actually messes it up on purpose.

A BBC producer tweeted that he'd always ruffle it right before the camera started rolling.

Which kind of makes sense, doesn't it? He's been on TV hundreds of times,

and he always looks like a mess.

What were the chances that before every one of those appearances?

He combed, gelled, and carefully parted his hair,

only to then be hit in the face by a goose.

Right, as they started filming. No!

He looks like that because he wants to.

Yep, that's a good point.

So before they do the interview, he messes up his hair.

That's his brand. Interesting.

Right.

I'm looking up at the television.

Trump ramps up racist attacks.

So we just declare things racist now.

Regularly, just like we declare people liars regularly and this degenerates into

you can't have a conversation.

I guess over time, everybody's a racist and or a liar and you hear it so often

and you hear it falsely used so often that it no longer has any impact,

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