It's a many happy returns.

It's Monday the 1st of June and you're listening to the Lukey Moor, how the devil are you doing.

I'm very, very well, Peter. Thank you very much for asking. How are you?

I'm good. I'm enjoying this slightly different angle on your camera. You get to see a little bit more

of your green walls. What pictures are you going to put on the wall behind you? Well, we've just

had a little debate about that with the Wi-Fi of access to actually because...

Spitfire. Big picture of a motorcycle and a lady? I wanted a motorcycle with a lady in a bikini draped over it.

And I wanted a big plate of chips and a pint of bitter.

That's the only artwork in the house.

And she said, no.

That's poor taste.

So if the neighbours heard about that.

If the residents association hear about it, you'll be in big trouble.

So, uh, no, but we had a bit of a debate because I've got a really cool limit edition print of the first pressing of, um, Bulgakov's, the master and margarita, which I always had up in the house. And now she's saying that she doesn't want it, doesn't want it up so now it's adorable you're still trying this deep into a relationship but you we just got a new house you got to decorate

you got to do some stuff with it you do got to decorate it but all and you know presumably after

you bought a house you don't you can't buy any more stuff can't go to an art fair and start laying down 100 quid here, 100 quid there. Carboot, that's about it. Yeah. So all of my paintings and all of my pictures and all of my little odds and sods curiosities are in the apology cabin, along with a lot of sawdust at this moment in time.

Yeah, so I think in the office up here where I'm going to be doing a lot of the work, I think it's fine for me to probably do what I want. So maybe the master of margarita will go up here. But what I actually said to her was, if you don't let me put that up in the bedroom, I'm going to have Pete Donaldson around here, and he's going to do a balustrade in the garden.

I'm going to put, I've got one glass sheet left if you want to. We've got a big balustrade in the upstairs bathroom, but I didn't realize. I didn't realize that's what a balustrade was, yeah. Oh. We've got a walking shower, I think. Oh, like a glass, it's a glass screen then. Like a glass wall, but you can't move it.

It's like, it's built into the floor. No, it's stuck. I find them, um, uh, sometimes have them in hotels and you're like, I can't access the taps here. No, I find that I keep trying to move it. At one point I'm going to walk into it. It's just going to shatter. but yeah

that's what I'm worried about my

my bit of glass that I've got left over

I've got one already.

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