Not All Heroes End Up Being Successful
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2022
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
An elderly woman falls in a country club pond and is eaten by alligators, a man serves his amputated foot to his friends in tacos, and a honey brand is recalled when the ingredient to help ED was discovered inside.
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| 1:20.9 | 166 of the jesselnick and rosin thaw vanity project |
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| 1:42.7 | We're not hearing |
| 1:44.7 | I could I could have just pretended we heard it but I figured then eventually we're gonna need to hear here the thing said |
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| 1:54.5 | I was just like rubbing the back of her neck like |
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