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🗓️ 2 November 2021
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...something that might be of interest.
DTRT's very own Michael Legge - the especially angry one - has a book coming out VERY SOON.
'Strawberries To Pigs' is a collection of his writing from 2008 to 2020, and is also his way of apologising for inventing online anger and wrecking all our lives. Stories of romance, success and bravery are not included. Instead of writing about how fun and exciting the life of a comedian is, he decided to tell the truth.
Join Michael as he tries hard to control his fury at absolutely everything in this selection of 14 of his favourite arguments (but probably not yours) from his archive, plus the brand-new short story Mister Err Gets Blocked.
Please go to https://gofasterstripe.com/pigs for more information and to join the LIVE LAUNCH next Monday 8th November.
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0:00.0 | Hello! Do the right thing, listener! We haven't forgotten you. We love you very much. |
0:08.8 | Mummy, Daddy, and Daddy and Mummy will be back very soon. We love you, we love you very. |
0:13.5 | Anyway, hello! I'm Michael Legg, the sort of prissy, you know, Catholic one who always cries from doing the right thing. |
0:22.0 | I have a brand new book out called Strawberries to Pete, and it features 14 of my favorite arguments. |
0:29.0 | And I've posted online over the years plus a brand new story and some other literary bollocks. |
0:36.0 | You're the kind of person who likes literary bollocks. Maybe you're one of the judges at the Booker Prize. |
0:43.0 | Or you're a Nazi that likes burning books. They get yourself over to GoFasterStripe.com |
0:50.0 | and you can burn as many copies as you like. I don't mind at all just as long as you buy them. I couldn't care less. |
0:57.5 | Thanks, Nazis! That's Strawberries to Pigs! My book out on GoFasterStripe.com right now. |
1:05.5 | Now, I'd best go back to reading the Bible and crying. Thanks for listening! |
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