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I just announced all my tour dates.

It's called the High and Mighty Tour.

I'm coming to Washington, D.C., Norfolk, Virginia, Madison, Wisconsin, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Detroit, Michigan, Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincinnati, Ohio, Denver, Colorado, Portland, Maine, Providence, Rhode Island, Springfield, Massachusetts, Chicago, of course, Indianapolis, Indiana, Louisville, Kentucky, Albuquerque, Mesa, Arizona, Kansas City, Missouri, St. Louis, Louis, Missouri, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Nashville, Tennessee, Charlotte, North Carolina, Durham, North Carolina,

Saratoga, California, Monterey, California, Modesto, California, and Portchester, New York, Boston,

Massachusetts, Portland, Oregon, and Seattle, Washington. I will be touring from February through June. So go get your tickets now.

If you want to come see me perform, I will be on the high and mighty tour.

Hi, Catherine. Hi, Chelsea. Is it still raining in Whistler? Well, it's raining in the valley.

It snowed. I got up at midnight because Doug woke me up because he had diarrhea. So he woke me up at midnight. I went out, took him, it was a winter wonderland. There was snow everywhere. I was like, oh my God. And it was so beautiful. And then I woke up this morning and it was raining. I really, this climate change is now it's the situation of like the valley and valley and then like mid mountain. You have to see where the freezing level is. So have you been able to ski at all yet or no? Yeah, I skied. I've skied. I've skied. When you go up top, it's fine, but it's just kind of hard to get on the mountain in the rain and then go all the way up and then you're like, oh, it's snow. Yeah. So, but, you know, I just have to stay focused.

So what are you doing in this last couple of weeks of the year?

Are you chilling?

Are people visiting?

People are visiting.

People are my niece and her boyfriend arrive tomorrow.

I have another friend coming from that I met on my cruise to Antarctica.

That's the new pronunciation of Antarctica.

I was forgetting the second T or the first one. And then, yeah, I have some people coming. And then, oh, I've been watching all the movies. I have my link for my Critics' Choice because I'm hosting the Critics Choice Awards on January 4. So I have to get all of those movies in my brain to come up with my jokes and monologue and la la la.

I mean, I have writers that are also working on it. So hopefully they're working harder than I am. Hopefully they're watching those movies too. Now, okay, I don't know if you're allowed to say, but do you have any favorites so far? Well, I watched Hamnet yesterday, which made me ball. I bawled. I really want to watch it. I'm very excited. I mean, I love that.

I love crying like a baby on my couch alone with Doug.

And then Doug comes over to console me.

It's really cute. Yeah, Hamnet was beautiful. Jay Kelly, I just started. I have to watch that. Adam Sandler is so good when he's like acting acting. And I don't know. Yeah, I've seen so many that it's really, oh, yeah, train dreams is really good with Joel Edgerton and what's that? I think it's Edgerton.

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