Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Sawbones, a medical tour of Miss guided medicine. I am your co-host Justin Tyler McElroy, the first.

And I'm Sydney McElroy. That implies that there will be a second.

You never know, Sid. You never know. A lot of people.

I know. I know. I know Dr. Wild knows everybody knows that there will not be a Justin McElroy the second.

We got all the kids we can handle. Who's Dr. Wild?

I don't know. I couldn't remember the actual name of the dude who did my vasectomy. I was a dentist in town called Dr. Wild.

I just saw it so funny to go to a dentist saying Dr. Wild. It just seemed like kind of a stretch.

It's funny. I've been thinking a lot about when you had your vasectomy.

Yeah. Finally thinking back to it because it's the last time I was able to sit for two days and do nothing with ice.

With frozen peas.

Yeah, frozen peas on my genitals.

I've been thinking back finally to it. It was a very relaxing time in my life.

Now, it could have gone anywhere which makes it a lot nicer, but I didn't.

That's a key difference to where we're at right now in our lives.

Right. I think what you are experiencing, maybe a lot of people are experiencing,

although probably not longing for a surgical procedure that they've had in the past perhaps.

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