Ah, this is the life. Sun, sand, and surf. Such a refreshing break from the dark,

dank dungeon of the no-sleep universe. Children playing, waves

crashing, beach bodies as far as the eye can see. My tiny speedo is a bit snug, but that's all right.

People are looking at me with horror in their eyes, but I assume that's because they recognize me

as the sleepless podfather.

And yes, in case you're wondering, I'm David Cummings, and you've joined me for the No Sleep

Podcasts, Summer Hiatus, Volume 1.

I realize it's not technically summer yet, but when the temperatures rise and the sun shines,

you can't help but embrace the season of warmth.

On our episode this week, we have two tales for you which were first featured on our

sleepless sanctuary premium episodes.

And, um, oh, now where is he?

I was supposed to be joined by Graham Rowett down the shore here.

Where could he be?

He might be hanging out at the carnival over there.

He really does love the carny life.

Or maybe he went for a swim, and he's now under the sea.

Either way, Graham will be leading the stories this week, so keep an ear out for him.

So, enjoy your summer break, as it were.

I'll be here all day and night.

Because, as you know, it's always good to be sleepless.

In our first tale, we enter the world of the traveling carnival, the sideshows, the rides,

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