Hello, I'm Atticus Jackson, and I'm excited because I've been sent to helmet. Look at it.

I mean, you can't see it, but just imagine the best, most marvelous safety helmet you've ever seen.

And it's better than that. With this helmet, I don't need to worry about ever being in danger from adreads again.

I'm gonna put this on just as soon as I'm done with this adread.

You know what else keeps you safe?

Home security. But here's the thing about home security companies.

Most trap you with high prices, tricky contracts, and lousy customer support.

So, while there are a lot of options out there, there's only one no-brainer. Simply safe.

Simply safe has kept me safe, no matter what ludicrous bizarre, dangerous situation I get myself in.

And now, I have my memory back. That's because simply safer, unforgetably good.

Simply safe has got everything you need to protect your home with none of the drawbacks of traditional home security.

Like getting caught in your own bear traps or sliced by your own bladed pendulums.

It's got an arsenal of sensors and cameras to blanket every room, window, and door tailored specifically for your home.

And if there's one thing I love, it's an arsenal of anything.

Professional monitoring keeps watch day and night. Rated to sin police, fire, or medical professionals if there's an emergency.

And when you're as in cautious as me, there will be an emergency.

You can set it up yourself in under an hour. Just peel and stick the sensors exactly where you need them. No technician required.

And there's no contract. No pushy sales guy. No hidden fees. No fine print.

And all this starts at $15 a month.

And I'm not the only one who thinks simply safe is great.

US News and World Report named the best overall home security of 2020.

And if someone else besides me said it, then you know you can trust it.

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