Everything is awesome.

Everything is cool when you're part of a team.

And I'm part of a team.

The No Sleep Podcast.

Hi, I'm Atticus Jackson, and nobody puts me in the corner.

I'm on the highway to the danger zone.

But I'm not afraid.

Very afraid.

Wondering why I'm behaving skittishly?

Well, that's because this is another home security ad.

And we all know what happens in those.

Something terrible happens to me that leaves long-lasting scars, physical, and mental.

And this is so we can demonstrate the importance of home security.

Currently, I'm suspended headfirst over a flaming pit.

I don't know how this promo-toe security.

I'm not even at home.

But if I was, I'd want my home to be safe.

That's why I want to talk to you about simply safe home security.

They're long-time friends of the No Sleep Podcast, and for good reason.

Simply safe is made it easy to finally get comprehensive protection for your home.

There's no technician or salesperson that needs to come and disrupt your house.

You don't need to pay any outrageous monthly fees or sign a two-year contract.

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