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🗓️ 26 November 2017
⏱️ 85 minutes
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0:00.0 | We're doomed aren't we? The army of flesh eating snowmen are going to rip us to shreds. |
0:12.0 | Who don't say that? They're still home. |
0:14.5 | You saw what they did to the neighbours? We're going to die, and the last gift of our |
0:18.8 | families will ever receive from us is underwear. |
0:21.0 | I don't understand the problem. Millions of people give underwear every year. |
0:25.0 | And millions of people receive it and think it's the worst gift of all time. |
0:29.0 | But they smile and say thank you because they're polite. Even if we can clearly see the |
0:33.2 | disappointment in their eyes, we still give underwear to our family and loved ones who just |
0:37.3 | don't want it. |
0:39.3 | Oh God they're on the lawn now. They're throwing snowballs at the door. |
0:43.5 | You know how they're going to remember us? I do. |
0:46.5 | Remember John and Tammy? Remember the year of the snow apocalypse? |
0:49.5 | Well they could think Tobias was a bunch of socks and tidy whiteies. |
0:53.0 | Yeah I remember. I'm glad they were slowly dismembered and eaten by those living snowmen. |
0:58.0 | Well maybe it's not that underwear is the problem and maybe it's the kind of underwear. |
1:03.0 | The crappy cheap sweaty kind you pick out. |
1:05.5 | Excuse me? |
1:07.0 | Let me tell you about me undis. It's the only underwear that makes for an amazing gift. |
1:12.0 | Unlike the store brand junk you buy, I get the good stuff from me undis.com slash no sleep. |
1:18.0 | Their underwear is three times softer than cotton. |
1:21.0 | Their waistbands don't feel like barbed wire digging into your flesh. |
1:25.0 | It's soft and flexible for maximum comfort. |
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