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🗓️ 1 April 2017
⏱️ 7 minutes
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0:00.0 | And then something squeal directly in front of me. |
0:06.0 | I felt my bladder go. |
0:09.0 | I was standing before the pig. |
0:12.0 | It was the source of darkness in my obscured vision. |
0:16.0 | A fat, titanic creature that filled my senses with every breath |
0:21.0 | it blew into my face. |
0:23.0 | Danny raised my hands and suddenly I was touching the pig's snout. |
0:28.0 | I recoiled immediately but Danny forced my hands back. |
0:33.0 | Feed the pig. |
0:35.0 | Everyone talks about feed the pig. |
0:38.0 | Oh, it's so good, it's so freaky. |
0:41.0 | Yeah, I guess it's okay, but I know I can write a better story. |
0:46.0 | Maybe like a sequel to feed the pig. |
0:49.0 | I mean, if dumb old Elias Wither Oak can write a scary story about a pig, |
0:54.0 | then I, Kit Duncan, can write an even better one. |
0:58.0 | I have experience with pigs, I know them. |
1:03.0 | Let me think. |
1:05.0 | How about a tale which involves a young farmhand who learns the hard way that while sometimes we might chew our own horn? |
1:12.0 | Other times our horn tuts us. |
1:16.0 | Yeah, that's it. |
1:18.0 | I wonder what a story like that would be like. |
1:25.0 | The story of a pig. |
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