North Dakota Woodstock and Mary Santora

Middle of Somewhere w/Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson

The Laugh Button

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

5 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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This week, we need all of you to send your best wishes to Mike Cronin, who right before sitting down to record ate two Cadbury Eggs at the same time and wound up in the hospital... fortunately, we were able to call in the absolutely hilarious Mary Santora (@MarySantoraComedy) to tell us about the time she tried to jump the stage at a John Mayer concert and when she partied at a Cleveland yacht club with Dennis Rodman! -- Chad Daniels (@ThatChadDaniels) is a Dad, Comedian, and pancake lover. With over 750 million streams of his 5 albums to date, his audio plays are in the 99th percentile in comedy and music on Pandora alone, averaging over 1MM per week. Chad’s previous album, Footprints on the Moon was the most streamed comedy album of 2017, and he has 6 late-night appearances and a Comedy Central Half Hour under his belt. Cy Amundson (@CyAmundson) With appearances on Conan, Adam Devine’s House Party, and Comedy Central’s This is Not Happening, Cy Amundson is fast-proving himself in the world of standup comedy. After cutting his teeth at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis, has since appeared on Family Guy and American Dad and a host on ESPN's Sportscenter on Snapchat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Everybody, this is Chad, very quick intro. I have great news.
0:04.8	Right, Mike Cronin, we've all been waiting for his stories. We know that A, sometimes they
0:10.3	maybe weren't good in the past. We also know that he had trouble pressing records. So what we did,
0:15.1	we took the money from the very merry middle of somewhere and we flew him to my home.
0:22.3	So he can be across the kitchen island making eye contact, telling the same stories that killed
0:29.6	me last week but we didn't get recorded. And so finally, I am happy to tell you that we have
0:39.7	Mike Cronin as a guest. Enjoy the show. I know I did last week.
0:44.4	Hey everybody, this is Chad Daniels and you have landed in the middle of somewhere. Thank you so
1:03.7	much for coming back. You are not going to fucking believe this. I'm sitting across my kitchen
1:10.5	island from Mike Cronin. You know him as a guy who can't tell a story and or can't press record.
1:17.3	So like I said, we fly him in to be face to face. He has to do nothing but tell the exact stories
1:24.9	he told before I went to the bathroom before we started. He got into my catberry eggs and tried to
1:31.2	eat two of them at once. He is now in the emergency room. I have called my great fantastic friend to come
1:38.2	in and help us out. She has a new album. You can pre-order it right now. This instant if you want.
1:45.5	You can press pause after you get the information. Don't do that now because you won't know what to do.
1:50.0	But it's Hillbilly Booji and our guest of course Mary Tencent. Oh my here we go. Let me try to get
1:55.4	our guest. I got so excited. Mr. Sass is it. I guess. Hey, if you're betting, I got stung.
2:03.2	There's a person here. My tongue got stung by me. Ladies and gentlemen, no edit needed Mary
2:11.2	Santora. Hey, I did it. It's not even a hard name. It sounds, it's spelled like it sounds.
2:18.5	I just got way too ahead of myself and my brain was like there's a T-bitch. Don't miss the T.
2:23.6	And then of course I was like Tansora. This is Tansora party. Yeah, I'm Tansora.
2:29.4	You know what? I'm excited to be here regardless of what you call me. So that's fine.
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