Howdy gamers and welcome to the wet, damp mud of this podcast recording.

Today I, Rornada, will be your faithful host for this Norco spoiler cast.

Joining me is the set of the King of Podcasts about Homestuck and Stephen King,

Professor and Frequent Waypoint contributor, Cameron Cunzeman. Hello, Cam.

Hello, not a professor. By the way, you're not a professor?

I'm not a professor. I'm not a professor. I know.

I thought, did I fuck that up?

I can correct this. Are you, are you, are you, no, no, no, no, I'm just getting out ahead of it.

Maybe other people think that too. I'm just going to use your, your error as a moment for education.

I know. No way. I'm not. I'm just an academic.

Just an academic. Just an amazingly academic. Yeah.

Well, do you teach?

I do. I do teach. I feel like that's close enough for actually most people, right?

Uh-huh. This is even though that means academically a specific thing.

Right. Right. Right. See, that's what we're getting into. We're getting to the nitty.

This is where I came on to talk about. This is my still

academic bullshit on soft launch podcast. Actually, I have had professors who,

who did not have PhDs call themselves professors because they were lecturers.

You can do that. That's okay. Weirdly enough, you don't have to have a PhD to be a professor,

but just because you have a PhD and you teach, I mean, right?

Professors like a title that gets put on people. Right. It's like, uh, you know, I don't know.

I don't know. Do you have to like a red mage, a white mage?

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