Nor Land, Nor Sea, Nor John Cousteau!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

EP824 Bryan eyes a video where the Capitan loses his ship...the second he gets his ship! This leads to conversations of scary underwater possibilities, jobs and alien creatures! Plus, Ryan Lochte is doing exactly what we would expect Ryan to be doing! Huffing N02 and hanging around the house. Then, Bryan turns his attention to 7OH. The street drugs being sold in drug stores and head shops. TCB Tunes: Knife Fight! Watch EP #824 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Gonna go out
0:03.0	Go out tonight
0:07.0	Gonna get down
0:11.0	And get in a knife fight
0:15.0	Taking you out
0:20.0	Out on the town
0:22.6	Tackle a stranger
0:26.6	Roll on the ground
0:30.6	I'm entitled to more
0:34.6	That's who I am I'm taking what's yours because I can you're in my lane you're taking my spot my burger has cheese you've lost the plot I'm beating you up And posting online I need more attention What's yours is now mine Come watch me right now I'm angry and mad making you smaller makes me less sad I've come here to rage spill out of my head turn
1:25.5	rage into riots you heard what I said got out of my head Turned raging to riots You heard what I said
1:28.7	Got out of my way
1:30.6	The rules don't apply
1:32.6	I'm simple and silly
1:34.7	An eye for an eye
1:36.7	I'm better than you
1:40.6	I'm better than you I'm better than you
1:44.5	I'm pretty and smooth
1:48.5	what can you do
1:52.3	I'm richer than you
1:56.2	I'm taller than you
2:00.1	you cannot do You cannot do
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