What do you call a fake noodle? I don't know. An imposter?

Itch manners. Oh, Hello internet. I'm your husband

host Travis McElroy. And I'm your wife host Teresa McElroy you're listening to Schmanners it's

extraordinary etiquette for ordinary occasions hello my dog I dear how are you good that

that that uh that terrible joke made me chuckle.

I'm not proud of that one.

I didn't write it.

I didn't write that one.

Most of them are write that one.

I knew that the width and breadth and depth of noodle jokes were just out there.

I couldn't sometimes when I'm trying to write a joke, a word will get stuck in my head that I can't do anything with,

but I could not get the word oodles.

And I was like, oodles, do you want to know about, what do you know about noodles? I know noodles about noodles.

I couldn't get there, so I had to look it up. Can I tell you when I think about every time I think about spaghetti without fail there was a

classic I would say classic yeah I've told you about this yeah yeah

classic Sesame Street segment about Captain Vegetable.

And there is a part with a young man, I believe a puppet, singing,

my name is Eddie, I like spaghetti, I eat spaghetti whenever I can.

And I think about that every time I hear or think or see the word spaghetti.

That is not the story I thought you were going to tell.

Oh, what you're going to tell about when I got sick to my tummy?

Yes.

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