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What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 597 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Carol sees a terrible film, Nick has the builders in and they hear a poem about politics and help with all-inclusive hotels.

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0:00.0	Ah, just think, the warmth of the sun on your skin, the lapping of the pool by the villa,
0:08.0	the clomp of your ex's stilettos on the decking, as you're promptly pulled for a chat
0:13.8	that you knew from the moment you walked back in was going to kick off.
0:21.7	See who's got unfinished business in Love Island All-Stars starts 12th of January at 9pm on ITV2 and ITVX.
0:32.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:40.2	It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
0:45.6	Everywhere you go.
0:49.1	Don't sing.
0:50.7	Take a look at the five and ten.
0:52.5	It's glistening once again.
0:54.6	With candy canes and silver lanes the glow.
0:57.8	Sing!
0:59.1	No, I already said don't sing.
1:03.1	Take a look at the five and ten.
1:05.5	It's glistening once again.
1:07.0	What does that mean?
1:09.4	Five and ten.
1:12.9	I don't know.
1:14.9	Five and ten. That's the lyrics of that song.
1:18.7	Oh, maybe they just put those words in to make them rhyme.
1:24.3	But it must mean something. Five and ten.
1:26.4	It sounds like Cockney rhy rhyming slang but it can't
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