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Man, do you think we're back in studio? We're just going to do a bunch of face touching?

Oh, totally. Yeah, like a special needs camp. We're going to be touching face all over the place.

Just talking while I put my fingers on...

I want to feel your mouth move.

I want to watch you talk. I want to feel your jaw.

Can I feel your breath?

Can I feel your breath on my tongue right into my face?

Yeah.

Talk right into my face.

This is a good new tone since you guys are the troublemakers in your new building.

We are apparently the troublemakers.

Two noise complaints already.

Man, you're the bad kids.

But here's the thing. We're watching TV.

I can't help but that my bad STV thumbs.

You're going to tell me to dial back my surround sound system.

You decide to have a baby in a fucking crowded building.

Suck my dick.

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