Noel asks: What if we stopped having birthdays?

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Stories For Kids

4.5 • 6.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2019

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Buster Biz-Business gets more than he bargained when he wishes for everyone to stop having birthdays. Everyone keeps getting older, but they still treat he and his sister Babs like babies. Randall Radbot returns as their chilled out babysitter. He's over four hundred years old, so humans of all ages look about the same to him. This episode originally aired February 20th, 2017. Join our Patreon for Ad-Free stories, a Shout-Out on the show, bonus audio, a better chance of having your question answered, and more! patreon.com/whatifworld Subscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld. Share questions via Twitter @whatifworldpod, Facebook @whatifworldpodcast, Instagram @whatifworldpodcast, or email whatifworldpodcast@gmail.com What If World is made by Eric O’Keeffe with help from Karen Marshall O'Keeffe. Our theme song is by Craig Martinson and our podcast art is by Jason O’Keefe. Additional songs and sound effects from audioblocks.com.

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0:00.0	What If World is supported by our sponsors and by listeners like you on Patreon.
0:05.7	Hi, grownups. Today, Fred and I got to meet someone very special. Cooper, the little live pets.
0:12.1	Ouchies puppy. Oh, boy, Mr. Eric, when I first met Cooper, he had a little limp and a rosy glow to his cheeks.
0:20.2	He needed my help.
0:21.8	That's right, Fred.
0:22.7	Cooper isn't just cute.
0:24.3	He's interactive, with over 50 sounds and reactions.
0:27.9	He'll whimper when he's hurt and even try to walk.
0:30.6	But don't worry, puppies.
0:32.6	I mean, kiddos, you get to help Cooper feel better.
0:36.0	You can put on his splint, wet the bandages, wrap them up, and ta-da, you've made them a real cast, just like a vet would. And once the cast dries, you can decorate it however you like. Then give Cooper lots of love and care. And when he's ready, Cooper will play his happy sound. Woof-woof! To let you know it's time to take off the cast
0:55.2	he lift his head rushed his paw and walk to his cheerful song plus Cooper comes
1:00.9	with a puppy carrier that transforms into a vet tray so you can bring your new friend
1:05.6	anywhere and keep helping him heal I love helping Cooper feel better it's like real vet play, but with extra puppy cuddles.
1:14.7	Grownups, bring home Little Live Pets Cooper, the Oouchy Puppie today.
1:20.0	Available at all major retailers.
1:24.4	Hey there, folks.
1:25.8	The What If World family just got a little bit bigger. For real. Miss Karen and I had our first kid, a little boy named Callum James O'Keefe. So we're replaying an old episode that I really love. In case any of you kids out there have ever found yourself with a new baby brother or sister and had
1:46.0	certain kinds of feelings about it. We'll be back next week with a brand new episode. Enjoy.
1:55.6	What if kittens put the glock and spears. what if unicorns were real?
2:04.2	What if you could fly or travel back in time?
2:08.3	We welcome you to what if world.
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