Hello, gentle listener, and welcome to nocturnal transmissions, the fortnightly podcast that brings you dark tales both old and new performed by voice artist Kristen Holland.

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Kalu Kaleh.

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Now, who remembers a little story we released last year called Herb?

Oh, I certainly do. What fun that one was.

I for one will never use oregano again.

Or maybe I'm mixing that one up.

Anyway, the author of that chilling little number has another story they'd like to share with us.

And we here at Nocturnal Transmissions are quite happy to accommodate them.

Nocturnal Transmissions is proud to present T-Coos, Repoosus. I am a failure.

I have been since the day I was born.

I came too early, weighed too little, and

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