Hello, gentle listener, and welcome to nocturnal transmissions, the fortnightly podcast that brings you dark tales, both old and new, performed by your humble narrator, Kristen

Holland. You know, this episode's story is quite unlike anything we've presented before,

and it must be said, our humble narrator certainly enjoyed performing

this dark but kooky little horror sci-fi offering, an offering that comes to us from the

extraordinary mind of Adam H. Douglas.

So kick back, pour yourself a stiff one,

if you are at an age that permits imbibing,

and enjoy.

Steak and Eggs By Adam H. Douglas.

N.S.A transcription, ultra top secret. NSA director, D. only, location, White House master bedroom, date, redacted, time, oh, 300 hours, six minutes, two 300 hours, 25 minutes.

Personnel identified three, POTUS, chairman of Joint Chiefs of Staff, and Unknown Subject.

Transcription begins.

Oh, hell, why is it?

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh? Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Here we go.

Wakey, wakey.

Whoa.

Hey.

Mr. President?

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