You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.

But do you recall the most famous Vampir of all?

Merry Transmismus, gentle listener.

We've made it through the wilderness. Somehow we've made it through, as Madonna once so

elegantly put it. It's time to say goodbye to 2022, and we'll be doing so with a visit from the main man.

He'll come to your house in the middle of the night,

slither down your chimney,

and fill your stockings with dread.

Count Dracula.

But before we invite that jolly fellow in,

let's you and I sit by the Yuletide log and chat a while.

Hello, non-patri-on-subscribed friends of the podcast.

The rest of this episode will be heading off in a different direction for our beloved Patreon subscribers, but with you

lot we have other things to chat about. Don't worry, my dears, we're not doing some

cynical recruitment drive-to-rope in more subscribers. Oh no, quite the opposite, in fact. At At this the time when the spirit of giving is what matters most,

we have a little something that we would like to give to you. I mean we're always giving exciting little

presents to our Patreon subscribers.

As you probably know, every third episode of Nocturnal Transmissions we release

is only available exclusively to our Patreon supporters.

And I must admit that that is the place we often put our favorite things.

Anyway, we just wanted you non-subscribed listeners to know we care about you as well.

Very much so, in fact. So here's a little something for you.

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