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🗓️ 30 November 2022
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Some innocent childhood fun and games, courtesy of the fecund imagination of Mike Lee.
Nocturnal Trasmissions is proud to present:
'CONKERS'
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0:00.0 | Hello, gentle listener, and welcome to Nocturnal Transmissions, the fortnightly podcast that brings you dark tales, both old and new, performed by your humble narrator, Kristen Holland. |
0:27.3 | Before we begin, in light of the international listenership we have been blessed with here |
0:34.4 | at Nocturnal Transmissions, I think a little word of explanation might be |
0:41.6 | useful as a preface to this episode's tale. Conquers, what is it? Well, Conquers is the name of a British children's game involving chess nuts, |
0:58.0 | also called Conkers, threaded to strings. Holding their strings, players thwack each |
1:06.0 | other's nuts until one of them breaks, or is knocked to the ground. |
1:12.6 | Oh, the nuts in question are, of course, they're chestnuts. |
1:18.6 | Yes, quite. |
1:20.6 | So, now that we've established that, |
1:23.6 | Nocturnal Transmissions is proud to present. |
1:30.3 | Conquers by Mike Lee. Robert didn't know exactly what time of day it was. |
1:52.6 | His watch, useless and broken, the arms of Mickey Mouse, |
1:58.4 | stuttering back and forth between the hours of ten and eleven. The watch, |
2:05.0 | a painful reminder of the beating and subsequent humiliation, dished out by the fists of Liam |
2:12.1 | Carey, that same morning in the schoolyard. But even if Mickey could tell the time, or if Robert could |
2:20.6 | guess what part of the day it was by the position of the sun in the sky, it would have done him |
2:26.2 | no good. The trees this deep in the woods were thick and gnarled, angry with their isolation. |
2:34.4 | They strangled what little light came through. |
2:39.6 | Despite the darkness, Robert was excited. |
2:43.0 | The murky and bleak surroundings seemed the perfect place to find something special and hidden. |
2:56.9 | To him the lack of light was small penance, |
3:00.4 | for the absence of sunshine also meant there was little chance he would bump into other |
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