Hello, gentle listener, and welcome to nocturnal transmissions, the fortnightly podcast that brings you spirited renditions of dark tales both old and new, performed by voice artist Kristen Holland.

With all the inevitability of the days of the week, colors of the rainbow, notes of the diatonic

scale, the seas, the sins, the virtues, magnificent cowboys and their samurai precursors,

dwarves, the wonders of the ancient world, and the years of bad luck inflicted upon you unfortunate destroyers of looking glass,

we have arrived at number seven.

That sacred number, that as the Pythagorean so rightly noted, mathematically

cannot be born and cannot give birth. We, however, are not so disinclined, as is evidenced

by the birthing of this our seventh episode.

Heartfelt thanks to you, our listeners, who have journeyed with us thus far.

Nocturnal transmissions is a labour of love that is made all the sweeter

by knowing that there is someone out there in the dark.

Listening.

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And give us a review. Five stars isn't too much to ask, is it? A shame they can't do seven.

Now, we round out our aforementioned Heptad of horror with the story of an unusual man

with an even more unusual profession.

Nocturnal transmissions is proud to present

Evan Osbournes,

The Repossession Man.

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