4.8 • 676 Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2017
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Afraid we can't reveal much about this delicious tale of terror without the risk of spoilers so we'll just say;
NOCTURNAL TRANSMISSIONS proudly presents IAN SPUTNIK'S 'MEAL DEAL' performed by Kristin Holland.
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0:00.0 | Hello, gentle listener, and welcome to Nocturnal Transmissions, your friendly provider of short stories and mutterings from the wrong side of midnight. |
0:19.1 | The fortnightly podcast that brings you spirited renditions of dark tales, |
0:24.4 | both old and new, performed by voice artist Kristen Holland. |
0:30.4 | Thank you to all those wonderful people who have subscribed to us on iTunes and Android. |
0:36.9 | We will endeavor to reward you with a regular |
0:40.1 | flow of horror, which we will drip into the porches of your ears like a leprous distilment |
0:47.1 | to curdle your thin and wholesome blood. |
0:55.1 | Again, we beg that you take the time to give us a five-star rating, or even a review, |
1:01.4 | so that we may spread our pernicious influence ever further. |
1:09.2 | This episode, we bring you a story from a good friend of Nocturnal Transmissions, |
1:15.7 | the UK's very own Ian Sputnik. |
1:20.7 | Nocturnal Transmissions is proud to present Ian Sputnik's Meal Deal. |
1:32.2 | Albert James Kinlock and his wife Dorothy sat at their dining table and went through the options. |
1:38.5 | "'How about this one?' Dot suggested. The nag's head. |
1:42.2 | "'Let's have look, love,' he replied, taking the latest issue of the real ale drinker's guide from his wife. |
1:48.5 | No, no, no, come on, love, it's part of a chain. |
1:51.0 | We need to get to the real pubs, not these silly mock ones. |
1:54.0 | The ones which have been bought out by these big companies are soulless. |
1:57.1 | They're so busy and full of tourists, and not what we're really looking for. I'm sorry, honey, you're right, of course. |
2:02.6 | Perhaps this isn't the gauge we really need to be reading. |
2:05.6 | Eureka! |
2:06.6 | Bert shouted, which made Dot almost jump out of a skin. |
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