Nobody Prepares You for This Stage of Life
The Really Very Crunchy Podcast
Emily & Jason Morrow
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Really Very Crunchy Podcast with your hosts, Emily. |
| 0:03.7 | And Jason. Emily, something they don't tell you for advice when you hit your 30s that I think people should be told. |
| 0:14.5 | Nobody tells you this. No one tells you this. |
| 0:17.3 | Take a nap? |
| 0:19.1 | Um, no. |
| 0:21.4 | Eat more protein because everybody says that. |
| 0:25.0 | Uh, well, uh, maybe. |
| 0:27.1 | Apparently, the exercise you do now is the investment put in for your 50s. |
| 0:33.0 | Well, they don't tell you that either. |
| 0:35.4 | However, uh, that is becoming more popular thought process, though. |
| 0:42.0 | Buy funeral clothes. |
| 0:44.1 | Oh, buy funeral clothes for your 30s. |
| 0:46.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.4 | You still don't have any. |
| 0:48.7 | No. |
| 0:49.2 | You've lost everyone. |
| 0:51.2 | Thanks for the bluntness of your... If I'm next, please don't go invest in funeral |
| 0:58.7 | clothes. You'll need the money to raise the children. Yeah, for real. I know. And then we'll start |
| 1:04.2 | be doing solo episodes on the really very crunchy podcast. I'm like, how to be crunchy when the crunchy one is gone? |
| 1:12.7 | I think that could be rather interesting. |
| 1:14.5 | I don't know if anybody would want to hear that. Everybody's going to be asking, yeah, solo show, |
| 1:19.1 | kill the crunchy bub! |
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