Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone Ep 61: “Butterfinger” Drops!

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.7 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone is a comedy field guide to life, or at least a set of IKEA assembly instructions. Where else can you find advice on topics from "How To Keep a Friend" to "How To Translate Your Verizon Bill?" Or even "What do I do if I encounter a Bear" and "Should I Get a Penis Piercing?" Paula and her co-host Adam Felber bring on leading expert guests and use their unique comedic sensibility to help us navigate life in the 21st century. Along the way, Paula attempts to explains existence through her kaleidoscopic perspective, and Adam tries to interject some rationality. Paula Poundstone is a nationally known comedian, legendary for her smart spontaneous humor. She and Adam are regular panelists on NPR's #1 show, Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating on your local takeaway,
0:06.2	the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually is fancy dress.
0:11.1	The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report, especially if you're looking to borrow money.
0:17.2	It lets you understand what lenders see, so you can increase your chances of getting the best deals.
0:22.8	It's dead easy to check it and completely free.
0:26.6	See it in seconds. Download the Experian app today.
0:30.0	Hey Sainsbris, anywhere you can save me a few quid on my weekly shop.
0:33.7	Well, Jane, try your nectar prices.
0:36.2	Every week in your nectar app you can unlock up to to 10 personalized discounts on things you love at Sainsbury's. A Jainsbury's, if you will.
0:44.4	Sounds like my kind of place. Get personalized discounts with your nectar prices. That's good food for all of us. Jamesbris. I mean Sainsbury. 18 plus nectar app required unlock up to 10 your nectar prices
0:55.9	weekly available in supermarkets online and in locals with smart shop. TNCs apply. Good evening. This is
1:01.0	Frank Buckley coming to you live with this breaking news from North Hollywood. I'm outside Ray
1:06.0	Horseman Studios and Miranda Street is buzzing with anticipation. Or it may just be insects buzzing inside
1:13.5	discarded mattresses along the sidewalk. Either way, the street is filled with excitement and not
1:19.3	just because it's tangeree Tuesday. No, word has gotten out that tonight in the modest studio behind me,
1:26.7	Paula Poundstone is going to make her rap debut.
1:30.3	It's been compared to Dylan going electric or the introduction of Lifesaver Soda.
1:35.3	Aided by award-winning composer and producer Jay Deal, Poundstone plans to drop her first rap song.
1:43.3	It's a deeply personal statement tentatively titled,
1:46.0	Butterfingers used to have the best nougat.
1:49.0	Poundstone's manager, Bonnie Captain Crinkle Burns,
1:53.0	told us the story behind this musical transformation.
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