Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone Ep 57: The Birds and the B’s

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.7 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone is a comedy field guide to life, or at least a set of IKEA assembly instructions. Where else can you find advice on topics from "How To Keep a Friend" to "How To Translate Your Verizon Bill?" Or even "What do I do if I encounter a Bear" and "Should I Get a Penis Piercing?" Paula and her co-host Adam Felber bring on leading expert guests and use their unique comedic sensibility to help us navigate life in the 21st century. Along the way, Paula attempts to explains existence through her kaleidoscopic perspective, and Adam tries to interject some rationality. Paula Poundstone is a nationally known comedian, legendary for her smart spontaneous humor. She and Adam are regular panelists on NPR's #1 show, Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Here's the truth about AI. AI is only as powerful as the platform it's built into.
0:05.7	ServiceNow puts AI to work for people across your business, removing friction and frustration
0:11.2	for your employees, supercharging productivity for your developers, providing intelligent tools for
0:16.9	your service agents to make customers happier. All built into a single platform you can use
0:22.2	right now. That's why the world works with ServiceNow. Visit ServiceNow.com slash UK slash AI for people.
0:29.8	There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating on your local takeaway,
0:36.4	the setting on your razor, and whether the party
0:38.9	actually is fancy dress. The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report,
0:45.0	especially if you're looking to borrow money. It lets you understand what lenders see,
0:49.6	so you can increase your chances of getting the best deals. It's dead easy to check it and completely free.
0:56.8	See it in seconds. Download the Experian app today.
1:09.2	Coming to you live from the Ray Horseman studio in North Hollywood, California, it's
1:13.5	Nobody listens to Paula Poundstone, your comedy field guide to life.
1:17.5	Tonight, why does the caged bird sing?
1:20.2	For that matter, why do the birds in my backyard sing?
1:22.7	We're going to talk a little, pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, pick a little, cheap,
1:25.3	cheap, cheap, talk a lot.
1:26.4	Pick a little more with ecologist and bird expert Dan Cooper.
1:29.9	Plus, Butterfingers' sales are up.
1:32.7	Are we responsible?
1:34.0	Maybe any publicity is good publicity, even when we declare your new and improved product
1:38.8	tastes like shit.
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