Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone Ep 43: Pets, Landlords, and Where You Stand with Them

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.7 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2019

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone is a comedy field guide to life, or at least a set of IKEA assembly instructions. Where else can you find advice on topics from "How To Keep a Friend" to "How To Translate Your Verizon Bill?" Or even "What do I do if I encounter a Bear" and "Should I Get a Penis Piercing?" Paula and her co-host Adam Felber bring on leading expert guests and use their unique comedic sensibility to help us navigate life in the 21st century. Along the way, Paula attempts to explains existence through her kaleidoscopic perspective, and Adam tries to interject some rationality. Paula Poundstone is a nationally known comedian, legendary for her smart spontaneous humor. She and Adam are regular panelists on NPR's #1 show, Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Why do your socials look so good?
0:03.5	Mine are basic.
0:05.2	I use Adobe Express.
0:07.6	Free templates and AI features make stories, reels and posts so easy.
0:12.8	That's exactly what my feed needs.
0:14.8	Adobe Express, the quick and easy create-anything app.
0:19.0	Free!
0:21.6	Hello, Spotify!
0:23.6	Globtrap here!
0:25.6	Wish you could see the body attached to this voice right now.
0:29.6	I might look like a rusty cereal box, but there is no prize inside,
0:34.6	so quit trying to get in my goods!
0:41.0	If it's goods you want, then buy Borderlands 4.
0:44.8	It's a game about shooting simulated idiots with your vets!
0:46.3	Hazzah!
0:50.1	Was that an effect of that?
0:51.1	Peggy 18 Coming to you live from the Ray Horseman Studio in North Hollywood, California,
1:09.2	it's nobody listens to Paula Poundstone, your comedy field guide to life. On tonight's show, photographing wildlife, cinematographer, and wildlife cinematographer Ignacio Walker has filmed killer whales, elephants, and lions. Tonight, he tells us how to capture what Henri Cartier-Brasn called the decisive moment of your cat.
1:28.1	And the Render's Dilemma, if you bitch too much to your landlord, can you get thrown out
1:32.3	on your ass?
1:33.3	That question will be answered in more formal legal language by Chancellor Almansoor,
1:38.2	executive director of the Housing Rights Center.
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