Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone Ep 39 - In Harmony™®

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.7 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2019

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone is a comedy field guide to life, or at least a set of IKEA assembly instructions. Where else can you find advice on topics from "How To Keep a Friend" to "How To Translate Your Verizon Bill?" Or even "What do I do if I encounter a Bear" and "Should I Get a Penis Piercing?" Paula and her co-host Adam Felber bring on leading expert guests and use their unique comedic sensibility to help us navigate life in the 21st century. Along the way, Paula attempts to explains existence through her kaleidoscopic perspective, and Adam tries to interject some rationality. Paula Poundstone is a nationally known comedian, legendary for her smart spontaneous humor. She and Adam are regular panelists on NPR's #1 show, Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating on your local takeaway,
0:06.2	the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually is fancy dress.
0:11.1	The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report, especially if you're looking to borrow money.
0:17.2	It lets you understand what lenders see, so you can increase your chances of getting the best deals.
0:22.8	It's dead easy to check it and completely free.
0:26.6	See it in seconds. Download the Experian app today.
0:30.2	This episode is presented by eBay.
0:33.8	Rob, everyone loves a deal and a bargain from time to time, don't they?
0:57.1	Absolutely, mate. And you know where you can grab a great deal? Talk to me. Where? The eBay app. Yes, you are correct. You didn't need to talk to me. I already knew it. I love eBay. When you're buying, you can discover loads of hidden gems. There's so many items where you think I would have never found that anywhere else. Then when you're selling, it's so simple and most importantly, free.
0:57.1	It's free, free.
0:58.0	It's free, Rob.
1:04.1	When it's this easy to sell for free and there's great deals on things you love, you can't help but say when it's eBay.
1:24.1	It excludes vehicles and business sellers. Coming to you live from the Ray Horstman studio in North Hollywood, California, it's nobody listens to Paula Poundstone, your comedy field guide to life.
1:29.1	On tonight's show, patents.
1:30.2	Why do you need them?
1:31.0	How do you get them?
1:33.4	And why are so many of them just pending?
1:36.6	Attorney Michael Cohen is here to answer all of your questions,
1:41.4	including why he couldn't patent his name so that people don't confuse him with another attorney named Michael Cohen.
1:43.7	And let's sing in harmony.
1:44.1	Paula and I get a lesson in Barbershop harmonizing with Jeremy Frank.
1:48.7	Associate Choir Master with the Los Angeles Opera, remember him?
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