Nobody Deserves This! (Part 1)

Slaycation: True Crimes, Murders, and Twisted Vacations

Atomic Entertainment - True Crime Podcast

Places & Travel, True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.5 • 542 Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Greetings Slaycaters, get ready for a case that is going to make you feel a certain way. Yeah… There’s no way to sugarcoat this one. All Thomas and Jackie Hawks wanted to do was sell their yacht, named ‘Well Deserved’, and use the money to move from Newport Beach, CA to Arizona where they could be with their newly born Grandson. But as fate would have it — they had been targeted by pure evil and this seemingly simple transaction was about to cost them their lives. And yes, we know, you don’t love two-part episodes. It’s not our favorite either — but trust us when we say this would be a whole lot of horrible & WTF for one episode! As always, we thank you for listening and bid you safe travels on land, air and sea! Episode Starts at 7:45 (after ads) Slaycation is Recorded at the Brooklyn Podcasting Studio by Josh Wilcox and Edited by Kelley Marcano MORE KIM!: Subscribe to SLAYCATION PLUS and get weekly ‘More Kim’ bonus episodes. SUBSCRIBE to SLAYCATION PLUS right in Apple Podcasts, or on our website: ⁠⁠https://plus.slaycation.wtf/supporters/pricing⁠⁠ SLAYCATERS ONLY: Interact with the Hosts and get behind the scenes info, photos and more in our FACEBOOK GROUP: ⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/groups/394778366758281⁠⁠ MERCH! Top quality ‘Pack Your Body Bags" tote bags, as well as Slaycation T-shirts, towels, sandals, fanny packs, stickers and more available at: ⁠⁠https://plus.slaycation.wtf/collections/all⁠⁠ MORE INFO: to learn more about Slaycation, the Hosts go to: ⁠⁠www.slaycation.wtf⁠⁠ EMAIL: ⁠⁠info@slaycation.wtf⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, hi.
0:00.5	Hi.
0:00.8	How are you?
0:01.7	Good.
0:02.1	Now we're all in the room.
0:03.5	David Leever Roth over here.
0:04.4	Can I get a little more volume? I need to hear my... Reel! You know, he's moved the insult jokes on to me now, so you should feel grateful. I'm not allowed to say Kim's having strokes anymore, so... No, you're not. I'm sorry. What? I need a minute. I was about to start and you just grabbed a hunk of muffin and stuffed it in your mouth.
0:24.6	What are you?
0:25.6	But it's not crunching, so.
0:27.6	You want me to give you some nuts or something?
0:29.6	Oh my God.
0:30.6	To make it crunch?
0:31.6	So Kelly can yell at us.
0:33.6	All right.
0:34.6	Make case I'm all the ever wanted me. Make case the had to get away. All right. Pack your body bags. We're going on a sleighcation.
0:38.3	And get away.
0:40.3	Pack your body bags.
0:44.3	We're going on a slaycation.
0:48.3	These are murders, mysterious deaths and disappearances that happen while you're on vacation. I am your co-host, Adam Tex-Davis. I am known as the husband, the interruptor, the annoying one. I've got lots of names, but I like the husband the best because that means that I get to do this show with my lovely wife. Miss Kim. Aw. I love you.
1:11.2	I love you too, honey.
1:12.1	How are you?
1:12.7	I'm good.
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