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Noble Blood

Noble Steed

Noble Blood

iHeartPodcasts and Grim & Mild

Society & Culture, History

4.813.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2024

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

The "fun fact" that Caligula tried to appoint his horse to the senate is a classic example of an emperor gone mad with power. The truth is, his appointment was likely a pointed political joke. But who was the horse at the center of it all?

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listening. Terms apply. Welcome to Noble Blood, a production of IHeart Radio and Grim and

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Mild from Aaron Manky. Listener discretion advised.

0:39.5

It was a celebratory night in Rome in 39 AD. Dignitaries were arriving at the new Glitzy Palace.

0:49.1

The wine was flowing freely, and the night's guest of honor was getting his final touch-ups.

0:56.5

He was dressed in exquisite royal purple, a jewel-studded collar, glistening around his long

1:04.1

regal neck. Though this famed individual was not fluent in the tongues spoken by his team of servants, he was a keen observer

1:14.0

of body language, and from their meticulous combing of his magnificent mane of hair, he could sense

1:22.1

that something was special that night. As the particularly raucous din of the commencing banquet echoed through

1:31.4

the marble halls, the guest of honor couldn't hold it in any longer. He let out a curious winnie

1:38.9

because the VIP of this party, in Katatus, was not a normal ruler or aristocrat. He was a horse.

1:50.1

Many horses would spook when walking into such an uproarious dinner party such as this one,

1:56.2

but not in katatus. After all, this was his house. The event was taking place at the

2:05.0

grand palatial stables, which had been built in his honor, and he had hosted numerous events

2:12.1

where members of the emperor's inner circle gorged themselves and toasted him with golden goblets.

2:20.1

Even the scents of many guests, especially the renowned chariot drivers, were thoroughly

2:26.2

familiar to Incatatus due to all of his time spent competing at the track.

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