Noble Steed
Noble Blood
iHeartPodcasts and Grim & Mild
4.7 • 13.9K Ratings
🗓️ 10 December 2024
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
The "fun fact" that Caligula tried to appoint his horse to the senate is a classic example of an emperor gone mad with power. The truth is, his appointment was likely a pointed political joke. But who was the horse at the center of it all?
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| 0:28.4 | listening. Terms apply. Welcome to Noble Blood, a production of IHeart Radio and Grim and |
| 0:34.7 | Mild from Aaron Manky. Listener discretion advised. |
| 0:39.5 | It was a celebratory night in Rome in 39 AD. Dignitaries were arriving at the new Glitzy Palace. |
| 0:49.1 | The wine was flowing freely, and the night's guest of honor was getting his final touch-ups. |
| 0:56.5 | He was dressed in exquisite royal purple, a jewel-studded collar, glistening around his long |
| 1:04.1 | regal neck. Though this famed individual was not fluent in the tongues spoken by his team of servants, he was a keen observer |
| 1:14.0 | of body language, and from their meticulous combing of his magnificent mane of hair, he could sense |
| 1:22.1 | that something was special that night. As the particularly raucous din of the commencing banquet echoed through |
| 1:31.4 | the marble halls, the guest of honor couldn't hold it in any longer. He let out a curious winnie |
| 1:38.9 | because the VIP of this party, in Katatus, was not a normal ruler or aristocrat. He was a horse. |
| 1:50.1 | Many horses would spook when walking into such an uproarious dinner party such as this one, |
| 1:56.2 | but not in katatus. After all, this was his house. The event was taking place at the |
| 2:05.0 | grand palatial stables, which had been built in his honor, and he had hosted numerous events |
| 2:12.1 | where members of the emperor's inner circle gorged themselves and toasted him with golden goblets. |
| 2:20.1 | Even the scents of many guests, especially the renowned chariot drivers, were thoroughly |
| 2:26.2 | familiar to Incatatus due to all of his time spent competing at the track. |
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