Hello, welcome to Useful Idiots. I'm Katie Halper.

And I'm Matt Taibi and we're broadcasting from Quarantine City.

Yeah.

Third world. This is our new reality, virtual entertainment, virtual everything.

Are you adjusting to it, Katie?

I mean, I just got up to my alternate location last night.

So it's not in the city, which is nice. It's outside the city.

But we'll see how crazy I go, which we had the woke button.

That's ableist, but we can have a new virtual woke button.

And you're going to be able to see us hitting it with a cursor, I think, is the idea.

We have not yet developed that technology, but we're adjusting.

It's all about the adjustments in this post-COVID reality.

So we're going to do everything we can to make life more amenable to you, the consumer.

So this is crazy, right?

I have a lot of mixed feelings about this already.

What's the mix?

Let's just say I understand the need for all this caution.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

But I think the overboard factor is getting a little bit more.

You're saying it's mixed, your response is, I thought you meant mixed on COVID.

I was like, I don't really see the upside to it.

It's not that.

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