No Yelling On This Purple Yacht!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Miami is GTA come to life! From the wild driving to the adult sex scene to the fancy boats and homes. Bryan is back from vacation and had a taste of it all! Also, his children ruined a million dollar Yacht! TCB is back from vacation There is a new King and the prince has no hair Bryan also no hair and the origin of that hair style is discussed Miami drivers are basically insane! Bryan's family gets an invite to a boat ride...it turns out be a Yacht. A VERY nice yacht Bryan's son manages to ruin this very nice yacht within 5 minutes. No yelling on the yacht! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	On this episode of the commercial break, I didn't know what to do, so I put the hat on,
0:14.1	and I went to work, and when I got home after that, she had to make Donald's.
0:18.9	My dad threw a fucking hissy fit.
0:21.3	He's like, what the hell happened to your hair?
0:23.8	What did you do?
0:25.0	And I was like, I just, how do I explain it?
0:28.4	It was the wall.
0:29.4	That was watching the wall, and I lost my hair.
0:32.4	I love that.
0:34.4	Beautiful women and the beautiful boys.
0:36.2	I love it all.
0:37.2	It's all wonderful.
0:38.2	It's Latina, Latina, you're dancing, you're dancing, you're dancing, you're dancing,
0:42.9	you're having a cocaine.
0:43.9	I love it.
0:44.9	All of it.
0:45.9	I'm all about it.
0:46.9	The yats and the beautiful, all the eff, of everything.
0:50.2	And the whole vibe.
0:51.2	The people in Miami drive like fucking shit heads.
0:53.7	That's all I got to say.
0:55.4	I'm upstairs, helping this guy kind of untie and do a couple things around maintenance
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