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Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church. Ready to podcast.

Hi, I'm Hallie LaBant, and this is Mega.

Coming to you from Twin Health's Community Church, where every single week we're giving

our Mega Church a tiny family feel.

We love introducing you to members of our church staff and people from our community,

and I always find it to be a treat and a treasure.

And per yuge, I'm joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax.

Please welcome Gray Huss.

The greatest story ever told is that my guy, God, has won the gold, Hallie.

How are you?

I got Olympic fever.

I do, too. Well, I did, but I've just been so

disappointed by the Olympics this year, haven't you? Oh, what's disappointing you? Well,

the way that everybody's throwing shade on the States? Everybody's just absolutely throwing the

United States of America under the bus, and as an Australian,

I won't stand for it. Because, you know, we don't even have anybody in the Winter Olympics,

because Australia, we don't have winter, basically. Oh, really? Well, it's confusing because

everything in Australia, you know, is opposite. And so And so our winter Olympians participate in the summer Olympics.

Right.

And our summer Olympians go to the Winter Olympics,

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