No Way!
Small Town Dicks
Audio 99
4.7 • 10K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2023
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Officer Patrick gets called to investigate a complaint about stolen wages at a local restaurant and as he stumbles upon a decades-old DNA mystery that involves his own family. This is the story of how a small town detective, through a series of wild coincidences and lotto-level good luck, manages to solve the case of his life.
Guest detective: Officer Patrick
Officer Patrick has over 20 years in law enforcement. Nearly half of the time was spent investigating financial crimes. As of this recording, he was back on patrol as a field training officer. He speaks Spanish and teaches an emergency vehicle operations course. Patrick’s hobbies are unusual: He’s an aerobatic pilot (currently looking to upgrade to a more badass airplane). He is raising a child with Type 1 diabetes.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Small Towneown Fam, it's Yardley. How are you? Where are you? |
| 0:10.0 | I hope you're all wonderfully well. We have a delightful episode for you today. I know, I don't think I've ever described one of our episodes quite like that before. |
| 0:20.0 | But I can imagine our guest, Officer Patrick, talking about this case at a dinner party, and everyone |
| 0:26.7 | happily continues eating because all the children in the story are safe, and there aren't any body |
| 0:32.2 | parts strewn across multiple crime scenes. |
| 0:35.0 | However, this is still a true crime podcast so a crime is definitely committed |
| 0:41.0 | followed by an investigation which ultimately leads |
| 0:44.4 | officer Patrick down a rabbit hole he never ever saw coming. If you've been |
| 0:50.4 | listening all season you'll remember that officer Patrick gave us another case a few weeks back called Without Warning, where a welfare check turns deadly. |
| 1:00.0 | If that doesn't ring a bell, perhaps reminding you that Officer Patrick is a pilot will bring the aha |
| 1:06.3 | Because in his last episode he cheekily never let us forget it. |
| 1:11.7 | We're so happy he's back with us this week for no way. |
| 1:17.0 | Hi there, I'm Yardley. I'm Dan. I'm Dave and I'm Paul. And this is |
| 1:26.7 | Smalltown Dix. Dave and I are identical twins and retired detectives from |
| 1:31.0 | small town USA. And I'm a veteran cold case investigator |
| 1:34.2 | who helped catch the Golden State Killer |
| 1:35.8 | using a revolutionary DNA tool. |
| 1:38.3 | Between the three of us, we've investigated thousands of crimes |
| 1:41.3 | from petty theft to sexual assault, child abuse to murder. |
| 1:45.0 | Each case we cover is told by the detective who investigated it, offering a rare personal account of how they solve the crime. |
| 1:52.0 | Names, places, and certain details have been changed to protect the privacy of victims and their families. |
| 1:57.0 | And although we're aware that some of our listeners may be familiar with these cases, |
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