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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to the Social Studies Podcast, the podcast where I study being

social by being social. Wow. It has been a week. Let me tell you to say it's been a week is

the ultimate understatement. I've been telling you guys that I'm going to bed early. That time

just keeps getting earlier and earlier and earlier. I was in bed. I won't say sleeping. I was in

bed by 731 day that last week. Like, is that normal? Like, should I go to a sleep study position and

be like, yo, I know that I teach kindergarten, but this is too much sleep. He's probably going to

look at me and be like, no, this is your body saying this is what you need. Okay, then so tired.

And then I had, you know, like, there is absolutely no tired, like teacher tired. Like, let's just

get it straight. Like, try to argue me on that literally anyone. You'll lose. I was so, so

teacher tired. What was it? I don't know. Thursday. I woke up in the morning and I dipped my finger

in pomade. Now, my pomade is like flat. Okay. It's flat and it's for my hair. And instead of

rubbing it in my hands and then rubbing it into my hair, I rubbed it into my hands

and then I proceeded to push it into my face like it was my moisturizer had to re-shower everything.

My moisturizer is in a tube. It's not even the same. And I would like to sit here and tell you

that this is the first time that I've been this teacher tired. It is not. I once grabbed my hair

spray, which is an aerosol can and sprayed it directly into my open mouth like my body was

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