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The Curious Girl Diaries

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Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.0 • 596 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2023

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Let’s talk about the liberating allure of self-pleasure and solitude, as I leave behind the draining world of digital dalliances and modern dating fatigue. This episode is an eye-opener for anyone caught in the sensual yet monotonous cycle of modern casual online dating. My preferences lately have me deeply immersed in solo play, erotic exploration and some of the best m*sturbation of my life! If you love a woman who can own her sexuality you’re in the right place. THE PRIVATE PODCAST IS HERE!! GO TO https://www.thecuriousgirldiaries.com/exclusive TO SIGN UP! THE CURIOUS GIRL DIARIES SUMMER GIVEAWAY IS ON! EVERYONE WHO PURCHASES A MONTHLY OR YEARLY SUBSCRIPTION TO BLOOMSTORIES AND USES THE CODE CURIOUSGIRL AT CHECK OUT IS ENTERED. YOU WILL BE ENTERED TO WIN: An FREE annual subscription to BloomStories A free Lovense sex toy (excludes the F*ck Machine) A FREE annual subscription to The Curious Girl Diaries Private Podcast To learn more about the ancient sex technique of Pompoir go to:www.gohddess.com/curiousgirl and get 25% off your order! Learn how to master your hard ons and satisfy your partner every time, go to: www.erikeverhard.com and get 30% off when you use the code CURIOUSGIRL at checkout. Prioritize your pleasure practice and Get Your Free 7 Day Trial at XOAfterglow.com use code CURIOUSGIRL at checkout. For the best audio p*rn and erotica go to Bloomstories and Get 50% off an annual subscription or 20% off a monthly membership with you use the code CURIOUSGIRL at checkout. For the sex education you wish you had go to Beducated.com and use the code CURIOUS for 40% off a yearly pass!! Thank you for supporting my affiliates who help keep this show FREE: To master hand jobs, and rock your partner’s world, go to https://www.rockthebedroom.com and use the code CURIOUSGIRL10 at checkout for a 10% discount! Honeypot CBD Lube (I HIGHLY recommend this!) Click HERE and use code CURIOUS10 for 10% off your purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, welcome to The Curious Girl Diaries podcast. I'm Layla London, aka The Curious Girl.
0:09.0	Now just to let you know, this podcast is not suitable for work. It's also not suitable for anybody under 18.
0:16.7	But the rest of you consenting adults, let's get ready to talk about my sex life, sex in general, and everything in between an explicit, raunchy, fun detail.
0:28.6	All right, here we go.
0:35.4	Absolutely not interested at all in that.
0:38.9	But at the same time, I'm horny as fuck.
0:43.5	So, so, so, so horny.
0:47.3	And here's the scariest part.
0:49.7	I'm using my special occasion dildo all the time.
0:54.4	It's not even a special occasion. I'm using my special occasion dildo all the time. It's not even a special occasion.
0:56.8	I'm just taking all these liberties with it that I really shouldn't.
1:01.3	I'm not a size queen.
1:03.2	And I, God damn it, I'm sticking to that.
1:05.9	I am not a fucking size queen, okay?
1:10.5	But I'm sort of secretly turning myself into one.
1:14.1	Slap the dildo on the wall, suction cup down,
1:17.8	I make sure it's the right height for penetration.
1:20.5	I'm timed out of the whole podcast thing.
1:24.5	You know, maybe I just need to hang it up and go about my life.
1:33.5	Hey, everyone, welcome to the Curristsville Diaries podcast. I am Layla. Guess where we are today,
1:42.1	you guys. We're in bed.
1:45.4	Yep, that's right.
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