Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, it's time to air some grievances as marching band Mark splurges hard over his boards

and passes on a past iron story.

Weasy Wade witnesses a firework fail and describes the horrors of a proud vocation.

Based Bob bemoans concert calamities and diaper surprises and gets tortured by his peers.

From internet dramas to the return of interdimensional jiz.

Yes, it's time for, no thank you.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted

and enjoy the show.

Hi and welcome to Distractable.

My name is Markiplier and no thank you for attending this episode.

Yeah.

No thank you to Bob and Wade for joining me on this episode.

Fuck you too, man.

I didn't even want to be here today.

I thought we were to start, I'm on board to target the listeners don't bring that at me

I'm on your side man no no no I don't want you on my side no thank you for even

trying well no thank you I am on your side oh no, no thank you. I don't need your help.

I might need some help, I'm sick as could be.

Wait, I don't even need you, you're sick.

No, thank you, you go home.

All right.

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