"No, Ted Cruz is not going to climb a power pole."
Cadillac Jack - My Second Act
Hans Appen
2.4 • 530 Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2021
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
The show kicks off with tthe marketing vitality of "the Tik Tok." Then Caddy doesn't understand the backlash towards Ted Cruz and his Sandals vacation. Donna starts her response by pointing out that Sen. Cruz was headed to the Ritz, not Sandals. Only one thing is for sure, and this is not a joke: as we record there is a mariachi band playing outside the Senator's house. As Cadillac Jack says, "find out who your friends are."
What happens when you're on an airplane and hear a big "BOOM" outside the plane? On a United flight out of Denver, one passenger did exactly what Donna would not: raise the shade and look out. You'll hear the mayday call and learn about the pilot's skill in handling the situation. We continue the air travel theme by covering the recent Mars landing. That one is less turbulent. Before the show is over you'll hear an update on Caddy's readers and Donna's clogs. Give us an update right back at 7704646024.
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| 0:00.0 | What is the HOA fine for having half of a Pratt and Whitney 4,000 series jet engine in your front yard? |
| 0:09.5 | United Flight 328, and I'm on Team Ted Cruz. |
| 0:14.7 | The conversation coming up during this episode. I'm Cadillac Jack. |
| 0:29.3 | When I was 19 years old, put in a loyal 26 years. |
| 0:34.0 | Welcome to my second act. |
| 0:35.6 | My name's Don and I'm Caddy's wife. |
| 0:37.1 | These TikTokers have ruined my supply chain. |
| 0:42.2 | I'm not kidding. |
| 0:44.0 | So listen to this. |
| 0:45.6 | I use this makeup, like face makeup, called Infallible by L'Oreal. |
| 0:53.7 | Okay? |
| 1:11.4 | I've used it forever. And I went to like CBS in a couple of places and it's gone like everywhere. And I'm like what did they stop making it? What's the deal? Like the display's there, but the makeup's gone. And I'm like, this is crazy. So the first one I went to I I'm like, whatever. You know, maybe they're just out of it. |
| 1:12.6 | Second one I went to, I'm like, whatever. |
| 1:13.3 | Maybe they're just out of it. |
| 1:15.5 | Third one at Target, I find this woman. |
| 1:24.2 | And I said, does Lorye all not make this makeup anymore? And she goes, oh, no, it's the TikToker craze. And I'm like, what? and she goes, I'm not on the I'm not on the TikToker. |
| 1:26.8 | But evidently, |
| 1:28.4 | they've talked about this makeup |
| 1:30.3 | and how great it is. And it makes you, which it doesn't, or it doesn't work that way on me, makes you look like, you know, 20 years younger and all this stuff. And so everybody's buying it. And I'm like, this is crazy. Okay. So that happened, and I'm not not even kidding that happened a week and a half ago |
| 1:44.8 | then I take a supplement that I get delivered from Amazon and it's gone like you can't get it |
| 1:52.2 | anywhere anywhere and it's tyrosine and you can also get it at GNC and it's supposed to be really |
| 1:57.3 | good for like your thyroid when you're a certain age or whatever. These TikTokers have figured out, |
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