Welcome to the No Spin News Weekend Edition.

So the World Cup is a big success for America.

And I don't really care about soccer.

I was a football, baseball, and hockey player growing up,

and soccer guys are around, but they kick the ball,

they run after the ball, they kick the ball, they run after the ball, they

kick the ball, it takes three hours to score two goals.

I, you know, but I'm looking at this from a point of view of PR, American public relations.

It's huge, and that is the subject of this evening's talking points memo.

Okay, so in Mexico, they had a game.

It's Canada, USA, Mexico, and they have games.

And in Mexico, 40 people were arrested.

Cops are in the hospital, 64 tons of garbage left behind the stadium.

The usual Mexican cows.

Sorry, it's the truth.

It's got the highest homicide rate in the Western Hemisphere,

and it's not going to get any better because the president is a communist.

I mean, this is just it.

And there's no order in the cartels control the country and everybody knows it.

But anyway, you contrast that to Kansas City or to Dallas last night where the USA team got whacked. And I knew that was going to happen.

I should have put money on it. But we're hockey, we're NFL, we're baseball, we're not soccer.

And it wasn't even a close game. And I, you know, I was rooting for my country, but in the first five minutes, I went

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