Welcome to the Noespin News, Monday, January 13, 2020.

Fight for your freedom.

I don't have any impeachment update for you.

Stuff will happen this week. I don't know what.

I don't really care that much. That's bad, right?

I should be jazzed about covering this story, but

it's as I run the message of the day, the Court of Public

Appendians already weighed in. It's not relevant. Nobody cares

really what this is other than the anti-Trump zealots

the resistance, but he's not going to remove them.

So even they go, wow, all right.

Now it'll be interesting as he Mitch McConnell

moved the chess pieces around and do this and that.

But believe me, when I tell you there's no chance that Donald

Trump's removed and everybody knows it.

Now I'll cover, I'll cover, but there are more important things going on.

And let's start with President Trump's day.

He believes, and his administration advised to believe they won the

Iran thing. They hate Trump media still flailing around on it, but

again, Americans have bought it. This is a big

change in the news consumption because there's so much coming in on the

handheld devices. If it's over, it's over. Then people move

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