No Space Beast Is Illegal On Stolen Land
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Hour 1 of A&G features...
- Aliens, billionaires tax in CA, Epstein/ex Prince Andrew & Alysa Liu
- Katie Green's Headlines!
- C.O.W. Clips of the Week & the State of the Union
- Mailbag!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:15.3 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:18.8 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:21.3 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:23.6 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:25.1 | And now, here's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:35.0 | Live! It's Friday! |
| 0:38.4 | The Armstrong and Getettyshow. |
| 0:40.1 | How you do it? |
| 0:40.9 | Deep with them the bowels of our compound, |
| 0:43.0 | surrounded by Razor Wire and Doberman Pinchers. |
| 0:46.5 | Go! |
| 0:47.3 | And today we are toiling under the title of the show. |
| 0:50.2 | Why? Oh, why! |
| 0:52.9 | Or, they're not aliens. They're undocumented space humans. |
| 0:58.8 | They're unplanted carbon beasts. |
| 1:03.9 | Right. So they eat people's brains. No, alien is a load, space beast is illegal on stolen land. |
| 1:13.1 | And there they are with no planet to be |
| 1:14.9 | on, while the billionaires have yachts. |
| 1:17.8 | Well, |
| 1:18.7 | yes. Tied in the |
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