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God Bless Football

No Small QB's (w/ Simms)

God Bless Football

iHeartPodcasts

Sports, Football

4.7530 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Chris Simms joins the guys to discuss his latest mock draft and why he isn't as high on some players, especially at the WR position as others.  Chris has grown more fond of Fernando Mendoza the more tape he has watched. Chris shares an awkward encounter with New York Yankees manager Aaron Boone.

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0:00.0

Yeah, that Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

0:05.9

The Rex was not chasing the Jeep.

0:08.1

Murray, Murray, you there?

0:09.8

You love sandwiches, huh?

0:11.1

Let's go to 80.

0:13.4

Bo.

0:13.7

His name is Bo.

0:15.9

Wow.

0:16.6

That's prime time, baby.

0:17.8

I had to crush him, Betty Rubble.

0:19.4

I honestly, until after the segment

0:21.5

ended and we went to commercial break, had no idea that Jonathan Coachman was black. He caused

0:26.2

him the game last night, although they won the game. You're listening to Stugats and Company.

0:32.1

There is a glow on Mikey A's face every time he sees Chris Sims. It is absolutely amazing. I figured after, I don't know, eight or nine years of doing this with Sims, I don't know how long it's been, that that glow would go away. But no, it returns every time he sees you, man. How can I God? Yeah. My wife's been saying that for 21 years of marriage, and she still glows like a motherfucker. You should see her. damn, I just got that effect. Yeah. It's just what I do. Right.

0:54.7

Well, 21 years of marriage and she still glows like a motherfucker you should see her damn i just got that effect yeah it's just what i do what were these guys doing right before we started here you're doing

1:01.4

something from the barn the unbutton podcast for the draft these guys wanted an invite and these guys

1:06.7

by these guys i mean taylor and mike y a they want an invite to the barn yeah barn? Yeah, and they can get it. They can get it. I mean, shit, your ass can come up there too if you want to fly up and hang out in the barn. There'll be food. They'll be snacks. They'll be drinks. They'll be smoky, smoky, right? I won't be partaking in that. No smoky, smoky your drinks for me. I try to stay focused here for this little exercise two years in a row. I used to do drinky, drinky, smoky, smoky, but then one of my bosses didn't really love it. So I stopped last year. And I'm Johnny professional in the barn now. But you guys don't have to be professional if you come. No, I never am. How'd your boss know? How'd that person know? I mean, you know me. I wear my heart on my sleeve. Before the show started, I went right outside the door and smoked a joint. And I can remember him the last year I did it, he was like walking by the door every few seconds like, well, surely he'll just take one or two hits. And, you know, that doesn't exist with me. So here I am like 45

2:04.8

hits later. And he still walking by. Like, is he really going to be able to do this show? And I

2:09.2

feel like from that point on. And I did a great job that night. But, you know, they probably

2:13.4

didn't love my, you know, squinted eyes, glassy eyes and everything else along with it.

2:18.5

So you wear your weed on your sleeve is what you're saying, essentially. It's noticeable, right? You can tell. Yeah, basically. Yeah. I mean, everybody knows what I do and who I am. And I don't hide that from anybody. I even like in New York City, I am the kind of guy that if you go on 57th Street and I'm in midtown and I'm going to go to Nobu, like I'll be on the sidewalk smoking a joint. And I'll have that people walk by me every now and then and be like, man, you're just smoking out in public. And I'm like, yeah, I mean, everybody knows I smoke. I talk about on TV. Like, who the hell cares what What are we worried about? You know, we've got to break some barriers in life here. Stu, we're running into a bit of a dilemma at the barn, though, because it seems like Sims won't compromise with me and put the Knicks game on, too. Oh, why's that? Because there's football night. It's a draft night. And we only got one TV in there. So I don't give a damn about his, the New York Knicks. And I'm not into basketball mode right now. So yeah, that's not, you know, going to happen. Sorry, Slugger. Taylor, compromise implies leverage of which you have none. Yeah, exactly. Set him straight, Mike, yeah.

3:25.7

Right.

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