Hey campers, this is Big J. Oakerson. If you're listening to this, I think you probably know, but I want to remind you that the bonfire is also a radio show on serious XM.

And right now, if you go over to seriousxm.com slash bonfire, you can get a special offer for three months free of serious XM satellite radio.

That's a bargain and you get to hear us live and you get to hear the whole show. So don't be an idiot.

Alright, enjoy the show. Oh yeah. And now the bonfire with Big J. Oakerson and Dan Soder.

I like when I make DJ Lou Groove. He was grooving there.

The bonfire everybody. Faction Talk Series XM 103 Big J. Oakerson Dan Soder, the whole gang is in the house.

Everyone's here. We're in the studio. DJ Lou is here. He's queer. Jacob Atad, he's here. He's queer. He's not going anywhere.

Our Black King, the Black Tiger, Louis John. Okay, his hell. Christine Marie Evans. We all know. Self proclaimed sexual deviant. Clamslam. Clamslammer.

Oh man. It's back to school, man. Serious XM's doing all this back to school stuff. Right. That feel weird. We really feel weird. You used to know it.

You could feel it in your bones when you were a kid. We're going back to school. It's setting in. And now it's fun. You're like, oh, those little fucking eight. Those little nuicences.

Finally, I have to go learn some manners. There's something sort of to it. When you do the festival of being up for 10 days.

Yeah, it's like going away to camp and you come back and it's like, all right, back to work. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean? It's like back to the to the work I was going to say this before me and Christine. We thought we were going to hook up in Montreal with this girl and then found that it didn't end up happening.

But we both came on complain that we both were good underwear. You guys just gripped at each other like co-workers. I like. No, I wasted these great underwear for nothing. Look, I got my black stretchies on. She went, I weren't wrong.

And then we were like, wow, maybe we'll fuck anyway. And then Josh was like, no, hang here. I'm trying to get laid by this girl.

He's actually really annoying. And then why was it what was it annoying? He's like, don't leave.

We're leaving. I wanted to go back and fuck my boyfriend. There really was like, Josh was like, nah, Stan, I might go home with this girl and Jago's all one cigarette. He goes, have four cigarettes.

Yeah, that's got cares about you. More smoke six cigarettes jumping jacks. He knows how to get me though. Eat this fatty burger. He knows me though.

Because then I'm smoking that first and I'm like, I got five more. Five in a row? No, no, no, no. Yes. But no. But yeah, that's crazy.

You know, you do it all around for a little bit. I hold it on lit one for a little while. That buys you a few more minutes. I do some pointing with it. Some point talking with you.

Did he get laid? Huh? No. No. And then by the time we came back, we were like, we're hungry now. We ate and didn't fuck.

All right. Well, true love. No, we got it in one time. We got it in the birthday. Nice day. You got to give her a little shout on the B day. You know what I mean?

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