Welcome friends.

To the how-to heretic.

I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan.

And I'm Uncle Dan. And I am Uncle Doug.

And this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

Too true.

Leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Whose? Things work differently now.

Never fear, that's why we're here.

We're your audio uncles. And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields

We're gonna share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life

After all you only get the one that we know of. See you better make most of it.

Hello gentlemen. Well how did you do? Hello. How did you do?

It's here here we are in the in our various studios yes studio

in our studio being studious and preparing to complete yet another episode, number 179, those are numbers, everybody knows what they mean.

It's just be warned people, it's a little late, we're a little punchy tonight, so,

Yeah, maybe a little bit. It's a little latery tonight so uh... maybe a little bit

which a little later than we're used to recording so it's uh...

but it's a good time our pain is your pleasure

it's past uncle mark's bedtime is what he's very past my bedtime but but don't worry I have an exciting

segment about the future that that Dan weirdly

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