No Rhyme or Reason
The Southern Tea
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4.3 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 June 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
This week, Lindsie and Kristen are dealing with extreme heat and AC woes to unexpected encounters with wildlife (and ex-husbands!). They talk about a viral killer bee phenomenon and Kristen shares a surprisingly morbid-but-funny story about her father's death. Dr. Drew's take on open relationships and the dynamics of "Sister Wives" is proof to Lindsie and Kristen that they are not meant to be in a throuple. Plus, an update on the Travis Decker search, new details about a baby found deceased in a motel dresser, and lastly, a heartfelt weekly devotional.
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| 0:00.0 | Maybe I'm just like weird, maybe I'm crunchy. |
| 0:03.6 | This is the Southern Tea with Lindsay Crisley. |
| 0:06.2 | I think it's so funny when you get Christmas cards and all of these people write their children's accomplishments on the back. |
| 0:12.6 | I don't love them. |
| 0:13.8 | A Southern girl and a boy mom who's trying to navigate life while staying true to her roots. |
| 0:18.7 | I am a functioning, non-functioning human being right now. |
| 0:22.7 | Join Lindsay each week as she swears to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea. |
| 0:28.6 | That is the tea. |
| 0:30.1 | Here's Lindsay. |
| 0:34.0 | Good morning and welcome back to another episode of the Southern Tea. Good morning. Kristen, how are you? |
| 0:39.9 | Hello, Lindsay, Chrissly. I'm doing fantastic. How about you? I feel like Kail and Ray Lowry right now all snuggled up in a blanket on a recording. |
| 0:49.7 | What is your temperature right now? My body temp? No, like outside. Oh, it was like 103 yesterday. |
| 0:57.1 | It is like 100 degrees here and I'm so afraid that I'm going to freeze my system. Typically, |
| 1:01.5 | my house is set at 66 degrees like all day, every day. And I started to get hot. So I got up and it was at 69. |
| 1:09.5 | So I raised my temperature to 69, which I have a thing with |
| 1:12.8 | odd numbers. I don't like them. So I don't set my shit at odd numbers at all. It's very weird. I know it was |
| 1:17.6 | TV volume, car volume, whatever. So I said it at 69. Well, then I started to get hotter and I go and I look and it said |
| 1:23.1 | 71. So I just keep upping my temperature along with how it's raising because I'm so afraid it's going to freeze my system. |
| 1:28.9 | And like, I can't not have air. |
| 1:32.4 | That happened to me in our old house and we did not have AC for over a week. |
| 1:39.5 | No. |
| 1:40.5 | I thought Will and I were absolutely going to kill each other. |
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