Welcome to the mismatch. I'm Chris Martin and joining me see us every week on the ringer.com

is Dave Jacoby. Jacoby. Happy Halloween, everybody. Happy Halloween. What are your kids going as?

Oh my God, we're going to start the pod with this absolute disaster in my house.

Disaster.

I've got one pirate, fine.

I've got one Starbucks employee.

It's great.

People love it, right?

It plays.

And my son wanted to be an imperial admiral from Star Wars.

And he expressed this in, like, September.

My wife ordered the costume on October 4th.

Has not arrived.

Oh, no.

She saw this coming.

Ordered a second one like two weeks ago.

Has not arrived.

In an absolute panic, I to the the Halloween store yesterday

wait in line forever and i buy like three masks just like put this mask on with a hoodie and he's like

eff that no chance Halloween is ruined i'm not going trick or treating i can't believe this you guys

don't care about me i'm leaving this family family. Can I secede from this family? How does this work? Do I get new parents? Can I check into a group home? Do I check into a foster home? How do I get matched with the new family? He's exploring all options. So maybe I'll have three kids come our next episode on Tuesday. So I have a 12-year-old that wanted everything, right? She's changed her mind 50 times. And I think she's ending up going as like a convict or something. I can't even remember what it is. And then because I'll be a convict by the end of this. And then my son, who's a teenager, I'm like, you got to get something. Right? We go to like Spirit Halloween. I'm like, you got to get something. It's he's like, fine, I'll get a Freddie mask, like a five nights at Freddy, like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so he literally bought the plastic. Like, it's like I was forcing him to get something. I'm like, you can't just walk around as an annoying teenager, right?

There's no way.

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