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The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

A new villain is in town and she's sexy, she's cute, she's popular to boot; but a foreign monk isn't too thrilled with her- maybe it's the torture of it all? Meanwhile, Buffy comes across a delicious looking glowing orb, and wonders WTF it is! Is it something dangerous? Is it related to Joyce's ongoing health issues?? Is it a beautiful cake topper!? Rewatch, listen & laugh as Alaina makes an ill received attempt at soundscaping, we're forced to use the 'random insult generator' to adequately express our short lived rage, and we appreciate Dawn's SAVAGE reads! And don’t forget to follow us @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	Join Wundery Plus in Apple Podcasts or The Wundery App to listen to The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:20.0	Why is everybody going cray-cray tonight?
0:22.0	Riley's a frisky bitch.
0:23.6	They fuck all the time.
0:25.2	Why do you have three holes of sugar odes?
0:27.3	A little sticky-fingered bitch.
0:28.7	Literally, from all the fucking cereal.
0:30.8	You about to use that bed that he hadn't even paid for.
0:33.2	Break it in, baby.
0:34.2	My friends.
0:35.2	Allison Hanigan, come on the show and vogue.
0:37.0	Please do extreme voking with us.
0:40.3	Paris is burning, baby.
0:42.0	Will I suggest that they just serve cuck.
0:44.0	She's like, what if we were just like serving cuck?
0:47.0	Oh, I don't have IBS. I have whimsical innards.
0:50.0	He's like, my name's Dawn.
0:52.0	Okay, Donald. That name's Dons. Okay, Donald's.
0:53.7	That was swirpy.
0:54.9	That was swirpy.
0:56.3	Vanilla twist.
0:58.3	Ooh, delish.
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