Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty.

To the extent that the White House said that Ukraine started the war, I disagree.

I think Vladimir Putin started the war.

I also believe, through a bitter experience, that Vladimir Putin is a gangster.

He's a gangster with a black hawk.

He makes Jeffrey Dahmer look like Mother Teresa.

He has Stalin's taste for blood.

And as I've said in another context, I wouldn't, I trust this guy like I trust gas station's sushi.

Just, you know, just, I knew you.

Just what he's kind of making a good serious point.

He's got to, oh, that's right, my brand is throwing in a clever little saying. So let me

just undermine my perfectly reasonable point of view by making some idiotic effing metaphor.

Wait a minute. I'll tell you what, that cab ride was longer than a boa constrictor that swallowed

a wire and plugged its wang into a 220 outlet.

No! Just say it was long! Just say it was a long ride! No stupid metaphors!

God, when's he up for re-election? Who's running against him? I'm donating. Was I right, Michael?

I told Hansen and Michael, I said, we're going to come back with this clip.

It'll wind up Joe, and then we'll just let him go for a while.

And then we'll move on by this stuff.

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