From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fela. Boom, there it is. Here we go. Coming to you live from the greatest country in the world.

Broadcasting from the tippy top of the world famous Fox News headquarters in New York City.

It is Fox Across America with Jimmy Fela, a man who is not mad about the White House renovations.

You know who else isn't mad? Everybody. Nobody is mad about this.

It is all performative outrage.

Democrats are so full of crap.

We're going to get into it on a stacked deck episode of today's show.

You talk about an embarrassment of radio riches.

Sean Duffy is the Transportation Secretary of the United States of America.

He is the guy who followed up after Pete Booty Judge. Pete Booty Judge is pathetic. I'll say, but he's not listening right now.

We can call him names. He's breastfeeding a baby or chest feeding or whatever he calls it.

Duffy's coming by to talk shutdown. Brett Baer has a tremendous book out about Teddy Roosevelt.

Brett Bear is in the house, and the crowd goes wild.

The president's daughter-in-law, Lara Trump, is here to class to join up a little bit,

and we're going to hear from my man, Wesley Hunt.

Have you noticed government officials have some extra time to do radio right now

because the shutdown is keeping them kind of bored.

That's true.

That is true.

So we'll pick the pace up for them.

888, 788, 9, 910 if you want to be a part of the radio portion of the show, a show that is going to begin with a little chit-chat about the White House and the outrage and all the things that come with that.

But regardless of whether you agree with what I'm about to say, you're all welcome to disagree. Be a part of the program. I am not an activist. I am a talk show host. I don't want to be in charge of how you vote. I don't really want to, you know, be responsible for your political views. You don't need to co-sign mine. The only thing you need to do, we say it every day, be a Republican, be a Democrat. Just don't be a... So guys, everybody remembers

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